I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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