How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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