ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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