One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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