Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My life is pants optional.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
