I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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