So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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