Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Im part way to drunk.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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