remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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