are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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