Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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