I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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