She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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