I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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