OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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