I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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