Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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