ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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