ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
God, I missed his penis.
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