don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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