He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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