she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Randomize
