I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
