Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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