oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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