People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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