Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This is classic penis vs brain.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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