was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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