I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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