In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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