Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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