Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
