I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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