this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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