office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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