Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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