You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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