are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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