Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
