Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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