: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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