You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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