We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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