google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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