All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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