found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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