What a fucking waste of an outfit
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
They took my balls.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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