were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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