why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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