she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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