i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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