and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
is wine microwaveable?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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