he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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