if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
